do no harm (but take no shit)

(Source: bryko, via oncer4lyfe)

(Source: tommosloueh, via louisdarlin)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via pizza)

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott, via orgasm)

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

(Source: avatarthelastsjwarrior, via crystallized-teardrops)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(via sheisnobodysmeat)

maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

(via freewlfi)

tricksterity:

 

bless u spideybutt

(via backk-to-black)

jeanmarcoing:

besbaaaw-gurl:

I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

(Source: besbaw, via guy)